how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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