Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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