his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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