I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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