so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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