I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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