So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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