I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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