I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she looked like the before picture.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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