my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
