Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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