I got chris browned last night
My room smells like vodka and shame
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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