fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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