3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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