I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I skipped work to stalk him.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Who died my cat blue again?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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