but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
