Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
