i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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