we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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