But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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