It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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