so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
