Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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