I have demons in me.
too bad you live with your parents still
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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