He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Your cock deserves a montage
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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