he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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