and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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