if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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