already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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