ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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