I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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