My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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