Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Duck Duck Cougar?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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