I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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