the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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