soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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