i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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