god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
