yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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