but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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