Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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