Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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