He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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