I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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