words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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