I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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