I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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