morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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