The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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