why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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