I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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