I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i think my mom watched the whole time
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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