If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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