I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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