I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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